Ark devs sure do love their raptors. Oviraptor, microraptor, raptor. What's next dodoraptor? Gigaraptor? Raptorraptor.

Everybody gansta till the pain on the but walks in

Microraptor is Basically Randy Orton if he was a dinosaur.

He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
Foot kicc attacc

Noobs: Well I’ve read lots of dinosaur books this is an archae
Microraptor: Another one for my collection
Noob: yup definitely an archae
Microraptor: yeet

I hate these things they always stun me

This is what you get for giving compy's wings

I had a Micro. Her name was Floof. She was epic. Tamed her while taming a Bronto. Been with me ever since. But one day...


Went into the Snow Cave (The Island). Searchin’ for the Artifact. Too many Direwolves. Too many Yetis. Tooooooooo many Sabertooth Tigers!! Got killed. Yeah. Got killed. Ooh! Got killed. Got my stuff back, but Floof was dead, should’ve been smarter, but instead I was a clown. Now I messed up, and Floof was gone, but that wasn’t the end, yeah! So I got a new Micro, I got one quick, named him Floof 2, I appreciate if you read this story, it took lots of time! Thank you for the upvötes, it’s been a lot of fun. Yeah. Floof 2. I appreciate you!!!

This is micro...this is a raptor...uuggh microraptor!

Nerf me? The devs sent me to nerf you!