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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2023-01-03T20:20:10+00:00

Instead of small feces, they drop human feces I think that’s hilarious😂

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-26T21:43:55+00:00

All these tips are either “monke ” or “poo fling atacc” or something along the lines of that

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2019-02-15T04:30:01+00:00

Raptors can’t actually open doors, but these guys can though! It just has to be from the inside!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-11T03:54:55+00:00

My friend loves to kill these for no fu*king reason

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2024-02-17T02:44:32+00:00

I was trying to tame one of these and when I accidentally got to close it ran away so I went to find another one and I fed it and then it’s happened again it ran away 😐.

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-01-01T06:41:40+00:00

i wonder if gigantopithecus is actually just a mesopithecus...

in a monke suit

yes, yes

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-12-06T16:19:50+00:00

Yarg I’m a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person I’m talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate it’s nasty

Me: it was not me it’s my monkey he on aggressive sorry

Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey

Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him

Me:where free

Monkey:yep

Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey 🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-11-15T19:45:43+00:00

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

This thing has small poo,

But never goes to the loo.

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-05-09T21:31:00+00:00

Honestly, he is monke. If u don’t like him u r a lost cause. Monke is best.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-10-05T17:51:41+00:00

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Monkey.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-03-05T19:47:37+00:00

This has the word “meso” because it likes to be naughty a lot

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-03-04T23:44:24+00:00

The fact that they drop “human feces” is mildly horrifying

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-06-22T14:28:29+00:00

'Monk' -ey

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

WAIIIIIIIT he throws his sh*t?

??????????

WHAT KIND OF MONK ARE YOU????

Thx for reading 😁😜

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-12T23:30:32+00:00

Phlinger phoos old buddy. (Phlinger is underrated)

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-10T16:08:34+00:00

So I tamed two monkeys and I randomly had a trike bone helm and a red bone helm and gave the helms to the monkeys and named em monkeyceratops and monkeysaurus tex

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-28T11:11:30+00:00

Ok ppppoooooo is op so if you poo pick it up and frow it at a dinosaur

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-23T19:50:37+00:00

If ark makes a Mario and Luigi hat, I'm going to put a Mario hat on a mesopithicus and name him Mario and I'm going to put a Luigi hat on a dinopithicus and name him luigi

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-18T00:16:45+00:00

Boots!Never mind

A HeLpFuL TiP ShOuLd HaVe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-10-05T04:07:57+00:00

Makes the most funny sounds! I like when it eats, is startled, the sound Allosaurus makes, moschops when they rub there’re hand on grounds, and when a horsey dies!