We are not weak, we will break in your houses and raid your chests! We shall not be stuck in a bola! My grandpa will throw you! The monkeys are coming, without fear! The monkeys are coming, with footsteps you won’t even hear!
one time，when i was in dungeon，many mesopithecus in there，and then one in these start to breathe very fast，just because that goddamn sound，i almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.
Yarg I’m a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person I’m talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate it’s nasty
Me: it was not me it’s my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey
Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey 🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭