Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
bro I just found a female that was getting attacked by a dildo so I picked her up with my argy, after I exited the game to play sum music, came back picked her back up and brought her to my base, made 2 dodo kibbl, equipped my camo set, and slept cuz it was really dark out, then I went over to the tiny monke, opened the window to the box she was in and gave her a dodo kibbl.
And I swear this monkey committed harakiri cause just as I tamed it I got the message
I swear that monkey was giving the snail ideas on how to get out of the pris- I mean very comfortable wooden boxπππ.
But like how did she die cause she was gonna be a mate for cj, a male monkey that's chillin inside of my house, also, how do I get big bee honey?
-slider
Fun Fact of the Day: did you know that when bees make honey they do mouth to mouth with each other which makes it thicker cause 1 bee doesn't have enough saliva to turn it into honey, and they'll beat their wings to make it harden. Do whatever you want with that information. This was, Fun Fact of the Day with your host: slider
(I learnt thisβοΈon insta btw)
Enjoy the rest of your day. πππ
More Mesopithecus Funny Tips
Monke is cute ooga he never die but he has so much torpor I stuck 10 tranq arrows into a lvl 100 one it didnβt go unconscious
I once had one called scruffy, scruffy was a great pet, I put night_vision goggles on him and he looked so cute!!! Then one day I was just going around killing raptors and tickle chickens when I saw a Rex so as usual I got my shotgun and shot the Rex however I only had one shot and I thought i was done for but then Duh duh duh!!!! Scruffy started throwing crap at the Rex I then saw at the bottom of the screen your scruffy level 27 mesopitheicus killed a level 12 Rex π π€£ π I then Renamed him scruffy the Rex slayer but sadly scruffy got cocky and thought he could kill all rexes may he forever rest in peace 1 π=1 heart for scruffy -DARKSTAR
He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use
Poo fling attacc
Reject humanity
Become monkeβ¦
His name was Daniel.
Raptor attack.
Daniel the second.
Drowning.
Darwin the third.
Accidental ballistic trauma.
Darwin the fourth.
Fell through the map.
Darwin the fifth.
Lost, yet never found.
Jack.
Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.
Don't name your monkey Darwin.
"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.
Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder
This guy: hold my s**t
Monke is cute
Monke is life
Monke is frend
Once I was playing ark with a friend and he had one on his shoulder. A carno jumped out of nowhere and killed both of us, so we ran to get our loot and tames. When we came back we found a dead carno and the monkey just sitting there. THE MONKEY KILLED A CARNO