One time i had just built a spike walled wood base, then this guy came in and picked my dilo with his pterra, long story short I got caged and the guy took my loot and cryo, but the worst part was that he killed my monke. One like = one RIP
Here is a story to prove that these prehistoric mini ninjas are more then poop throwing monkeys.
I was playing on ragnarok one day and all of a sudden, two or three of these guys spawned in to my new cave base. I tamed one of them. It ended up at level 118. Not thinking much of him, I threw him on my shoulder and went out on my argentavis to have an adventure. Often I would attack animals for fun. Then, something truly amazing happened. My monkey started throwing poop at my enemies and making the same sound any young child would make if they were pretending to be a ninja. From that point forward, he was known as ninja monkey. He was Always with me.
Now however, is when the real story begins. Prepare yourself, for this is a truly honorable and glorious tale of courage and loyalty.
One day, I was taming a quetzal using my griffin and some tranq arrows. Of course, ninja monkey was with me as usual. We were both extremely excited to watch the quetzal fall to the ground asleep, just waiting to be tamed. In our glory we flew down to the sleeping beast only to find that terror birds were attempting to eat the magnificent animal. Ninja monkey and I were infuriated. We flew down a-top my griffin and had nearly wiped them all out when who should pop out of the ground to ambush us but a purlovia! That evil creature ripped me apart sending me back to the bed at my base. Rushing back, I could only hope that my precious animals were still alive. As I was flying above the nearly dead quetzal I saw ninja monkeys death message appear in red letters at the top of my screen. In my anger, I gave the purlovia the most excruciating and painful death I could. Then, I finished off the terror birds. In agony I tamed the quetzal and brought it back to my base. But then I thought about what I had seen. My griffin had survived. But how? Then I remembered all that I had witnessed. My griffin and quetzal were still alive, because of ninja monkey. When all seemed lost, he sacrificed himself for me and my dear griffin. From that day forward, the quetzal I had tamed was known, as “ninja monkey prevails.” Immediately I set up a memorial in honor of my noble ninja friend. And if you ever were to find this Memorial, on his gravestone you would see this inscription: “here lies ninja monkey, brave rescuer of grif the griffin. May he rest in piece.”
And thus ends my tale.
So friends, whenever you see a mesopithecus, and think it unworthy of being tamed, remember the tale of the great protector of griffins and quetzals. Remember the tale of the small but brave warrior.
:Remember Ninja Monkey:
Thank you for listening. I hope you all will seriously consider taming one of these truly amazing creatures. #REMEMBERNINJAMONKEY
First thing I tamed. Raptors jumped me I died, went back couldn't find it. Fast forward 2 MONTHS, find it in front of my house with a Rex bone helmet and a Spino egg along with some berries (I had wandering enabled). Loss of words.
Sir Seth Edmonson explorer notes 4: the mesopithicus similar to the modern chimp might just be more related to humans than chimpanzees! Theyre intelligence is unrivaled by most of the island creatures ive seen. I even taught a mesopithicus to lockpick locked doors of enemy tribes! I will be on a tribe’s doorstep soon to showcase the mesopithicus i taught to lockpick doors, i imagine they will be intrigued. Tommorow after i rest with my raptor fury by my side (note i did not meant to implie i was using my raptor fury to write this note on a previous post (note 2 in raptor section) so just to clear that up :D) i will arrive to the “new legion”’s doorstep tomorrow to see if maybe even they could trade me taming supplies and training stables in return for my circus mesopithicus! -Sir Seth Edmonson
I tamed a one of these guys and named him "uh oh stinky". I guess it worked, because when i was wandering around, gathering resources, a titanoboa attacked me. I used my pike to get it to low health, but ive been tranquilized by its poison and fell unconscious! Then,"uh oh stinky" saved my life by throwing poop at it until the bastard snake finally died. Thanks, uh oh stinky.
Siyu stalked through the forest on the back of Dajiao the Carnotaurus. It could have been nothing more than a dilo that scared his horse off, but there were dangerous creatures stalking around here. The blood trail dipped down a hill. It was dark but Siyu could make out the shape of a raptor eating the corpse of a horse. He slid off of Dajiao's back and pulled a bow from his back. He set an arrow, pulled back and aimed for the creature's side. He couldn't save his horse, but he could at least avenge it. He loosed the arrow. The raptor let out a surprised cry and fell. Siyu approached. He had it the raptor in the leg. He then looked down at his dead, half-eaten horse. He sighed, rubbed her nose, then set fire to the body. He felt it would have been more respectful to let the flames consume her rather than a wild beast. The fire lit tge area greatly, shining on something in the distance. Forgetting the raptor, he went down to investigate, Dajiao.
Weapons littered the ground.: swords, pikes, and crossbows, even a few guns. Where the weapons ended the bodies began. A few littered the ground here and there, but they were mostly in a pile, a flag flying high over the corpses. Siyu gritted his teeth. He couldn't see the flag's symbol in the dark, but he didn't need too. He had heard stories of this kind of brutality. He tried to compose himself and pulled out his notes, writing: "Nerva had been revived. The destruction continues, but it will be his downfall. As long as he leaves a trail, I will follow him to the ends of the this world, and I will find him."
Part: I don't even know anymore. I think it's 4 or 5 (Other parts in tuso, baryonyx, stryder, and there was another. Let me check.)
"The search for my mother continues to unsuccessful. The villagers claim to know nothing of her disappearance, but there are rumors she was tracking the conquerer Gaius Nerva. My newfound hope for finding her is to find Nerva. A man with such a trail of destruction cannot disappear without traces."
A loud crash from the forge room halted Siyu's writing. He listened for a second, signed his entry "Siyu-An Li," and slowly approached the room. A small figure was perched on the smithy table, holding a sword outstetched towards him. "What did I tell you about playing with my sword?" Siyu said, turning on the lights. The figure leapt from the table and waddled into the light, revealing itself to be a monkey. He lifted the sword up with a grin. "No, Xiaochou," Siyu said, taking the sword and placing back on the table. "Too heavy, too dangerous." There was another crash and a horse's cry from the stable. Xiachou leapt back onto the smithy and lifted the sword again, shrieking at the door. Siyu took the sword again and held out his arm to let the monkey climb onto his shoulder, slowly approaching the door to the stable. He threw it open, his sword at the ready. The stable was empty, his horse missing. The trough had been knocked over, and there was a trail of blood leading off away from his house.
So I accidentally punched a trike. Now it’s attacking. Then mah monke yeets of my shoulder and runs between its legs, while it runs in circles trying to hit it. As I look back to see if it is chasing, I see it unconscious with my monkey (still full health) walking back to me. At this point in the game, I have a mejoberry plant and keep 200 berries on me. Easily tamed the trike. Then all my stuff died to a spino, which is exactly when my rivalry started.
I had a monkey named Limbani once and he saved me multiple times from dilos and raptors. One day I fly into the swamp with him on my shoulder while riding a ptera and I get killed by the crocodiles in the swamp. I didn’t know where I died so I stopped searching and tamed an argy instead. One day later I look for limbani in the swamp and I see him alive and fighting sarcos. Now he lives with me in my pirate ship happily
Skullhelm's story part 2. The monkey shrieked, the alpha raptor smashed through another part of the wall and quickly the human picked her up and ran outside grasping a long-shimmer-fang-claw and hit the monster with it, the raptor turned to face them, but the human was ready, he sliced at its face and she started throwing dung to help him, every time the raptor lunged the human stepped to the side and drove his sword into its ribcage, but the creature soon got angry and managed to hit him with its claw, the monkey leapt off of his shoulder as the raptor readied itself for another attack, she ran up its back to its neck and bit down firmly with her sharp teeth, her aim was true and with a crunch the beast's head flew clean off. Her human drank a bottle of something and his wound instantly started closing up, 'thank you' he said to her, she Ran to the raptor's head and got out the skull, putting it on her head, the human said, 'let's call you Skullhelm' 'arg' she replied.(more in part 3)
THIS THING IS AMAZING so first I had just killed a raptor and three dilos, but ANOTHER F**KING DILO WAS ATTACKING. I was injured, walking backwards and waiting for death. Then my monke pooped on it and after chasing me at 1/2 MPH for a second, it died
Hello, listeners. I have a story to tell about my beloved monkey, Mini Jalepeno. So, it was a few years back(2018 or 2019) when I tamed this meso I saw, I named him Mini Jalepeno(I named myself Jalepeno). Then, I go to tame a Spino, I tamed the Spino but a few seconds before I got back Mini Jalepeno’s death message appeared on my screen, he was killed by a raptor, I was gonna finish my boat, “The Chilly Raptors” (named after my pack of raptors) but instead I looked for his body, I couldn’t find it. I remembered the times we spent together, hunting, eating and more, I have grown to hate every wild raptor and kill them instantly since Mini Jalepeno’s death. I have created multiple gravestones for him and have put some of the things he enjoyed in a box. I will never forget you or the times we have spent together, bye Mini Jalepeno.
So I have this epic monke named Diddy Kong and me and him go everywhere. Really useful for slowing enemies and poisoning them, I only don’t take him to the murder snow region in ragnarok where I need to carry an otter instead for insulation.
Also he works as a backpack too, and I feel like people ignore the fact that they can open doors, though I don’t play on PVP.
Skullhelm's story part 3. The morning after the alpha raptor attack Skullhelm and her human were gathering food near a small stream, the human whistled whilst pointing at a dodo and Skullhelm ran over to it and snapped its neck with her helmet's teeth, she had got much stronger from the battle the previous evening and had already got a small stash of dead dodos, but one more couldn't hurt she and her human both thought, 'right then Skullhelm, that's six dodos and one dilo we've got. Now to head home' 'oogh' she agreed. On the way home they saw a bush shaking, 'What was that!' the human said, Skullhelm leapt onto the ground and walked over to the bush, another monkey appeared from behind the bush, 'raptor!' he said in monkey language catching sight of Skullhelm's mask. 'it's ok' Skullhelm said, 'it's just a helmet' 'what?' He said 'I helped my human kill an alpha raptor and now I wear it's skull' she explained. 'Oh ok' 'wow! you've found another monkey' the human said. (More in part 4)
Skullhelm sat with Sapphire, Zéta and Éta, and Cinder.
They had managed to get to the Highlands and locate Storm II, the problem was he was hiding in the old lighthouse.
'I definitely am going to eat him after this' Sapphire hissed, muttering something about feeling like her feathers were being plucked out. 'He'll probably taste bitter even them' Éta growled even more miserably,
'If we can catch him, it would be my pleasure to let you eat him, certianly' Skullhelm said, wondering if she should have just stayed wild and kept out of situations like this one.
But they didn't have to wait long before Storm II came out, a day later he attempted to sneak out to get berries, after they'd caught him that time Skullhelm certianly was tempted divide him in three pieces and feed a piece each to Sapphire, Zéta and Éta, but as always he got away too fast. More in C4 p4
(fan fiction) Skullhelm's story part 1, the mesopithecus wandered around looking for food, she saw a plant with the bitter-purple-food on it in a strange square patch, 'Oh-oh uh'-uh! She said in delight, she started eating the mejoberries off the the bush, she looked up, she saw a tall-two-legs-no-tail walking towards the bush, 'argh-ooh-eegh?' she chattered, the human looked down at her. 'a monkey!' it said, the mesopithecus stared, the human offered her a long-orange-earth-fruit which she took happily, such delicacies were hard to come by, she decided this tall-two-legs-no-tail was worth sticking with, she jumped up onto his shoulder, he started walking towards a small-mountain-den-cave and took her inside 'ooagh?!' she said as she saw the inside, it was lit by an orange-red-destroying-light and had various objects inside, then suddenly the wall fell in and the head of a red-fire-killer-scale-beast appeared, snarling. (More in part 2).