He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

These guys literally look like they are going to poo on you

If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This thing has small poo,
But never goes to the loo.

Mmmm. Monkey.





















































A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E M O R E W O R D S

A word of caution to mobile players:
NEVER log out with a monkey on your shoulder, whilst facing your fire. Logging back in tends to throw your shoulder tame. I logged in and didn't realize that I had inadvertently thrown poor Binky into the fire.
R.I.P Binky! You cute little poo flinger!

Any advice on how to get the stench of burnt fur out of my hut?

Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice





















Monkey

Spawned in level 50000 one once, my friend climbed a tree to escape.

It just sat at the bottom watching his every move until his picks broke..... fun times

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

Why does it drop human poop
I mean it’s so weird you’ll think ur in multiplayer

These are photo's, and yes I watch Phlinger

Lol lololollo cringe lol lolololololooll

Someone give this monkey his hands
Sanitizer

Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Monkey.

1. Tame one high-leveled one.
2. Level it up with a lystrosaurus.
3. Get a sense of humor.
4. Mount it on your shoulder and target a triceratops whilst standing on a piece of rock.
5. Wait it out and laugh as the monkey throws poop at the Trike and inflicts poison effect and eventually the Trike dies.

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

I set my monkey to aggressive and it attacked my friend. What I didn’t know was that my friend was on low helth so he died

I use this monkey to kill diplodocus...👍🏻

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help