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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

Answer 1 · 2020-03-17T13:52:53+00:00

THEY THROW POOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤢🤮😵

score 119 · Answer 2 · 2017-08-08T14:33:47+00:00

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

score 83 · Answer 3 · 2018-03-07T15:58:30+00:00

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

Answer 4 · 2020-03-13T17:14:59+00:00

One o f the cutest things in ark ever. If you want one listen for monkey sounds and feed mejoberrys

score 79 · Answer 5 · 2017-08-31T10:30:34+00:00

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

score 76 · Answer 6 · 2017-08-08T05:36:42+00:00

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

score 57 · Answer 7 · 2018-01-30T11:27:17+00:00

can throw shit at a Giga... lmao

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2019-10-19T19:05:45+00:00

Chalicotherium:I’m the only ranged attack dino on the island!
Mesopithecus:Hold my beer

score 45 · Answer 9 · 2018-05-04T02:39:16+00:00

So I was just standing around...a little monkey comes up to me. I got scared and hit it, and then it ran in the water. Realized it was monkey so I knocked it out...turns out it’s a passive tame... it died

score 42 · Answer 10 · 2018-02-11T22:26:23+00:00

When it grows into megapithecus you're in trouble

score 49 · Answer 11 · 2017-06-21T18:03:58+00:00

Find someone's high level pet monkey and chuck a seagull at it

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2020-01-18T00:14:08+00:00

Give it a real human name and call it your child,Give it a bedroom.

IT DESERVES IT

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-13T05:28:15+00:00

Did you know? These little guys can poop and then throw it at the target, which will stun them for some time.

-Ark Player

score 37 · Answer 14 · 2017-10-21T00:19:14+00:00

Their hands are small enough to clean inbetween my sweaty toes.

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2019-10-09T02:09:24+00:00

Boots?Is that you?

A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E A F E W M O R E W O R D S

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2019-07-17T22:37:57+00:00

It is the same as my sister always throwing shit around

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-05T22:19:17+00:00

Misopithecus:Oh,who dat?
Me:Hi Boots!
Misopithecus:🙄

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-18T00:16:45+00:00

Boots!Never mind

A HeLpFuL TiP ShOuLd HaVe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

score 11 · Answer 19 · 2019-02-15T03:48:45+00:00

It’s poop is human feces......

yeah....

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2019-10-05T04:07:57+00:00

Makes the most funny sounds! I like when it eats, is startled, the sound Allosaurus makes, moschops when they rub there’re hand on grounds, and when a horsey dies!