A funny fact is that you can name it like your math teacher and take a bat ;)

Use sh!t attack

Enemies now blinded and won’t get the taste out of their mouths for days

He protecc

He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

Don’t mess with it, or it’s big bro, (or sis) megathiriem, will destroy you with poop. What a fu***** HORIBLE way to die. Covered in poop.

Apes together strong, so get one of those :)

Reject humanity return to M O N K E

Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder

This guy: hold my s**t

Monke.

I tamed one left him in da redwoods came back a couple days later in game he was still alive next to a dead raptor I guess poop is a better weapon than swords

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

one time，when i was in dungeon，many mesopithecus in there，and then one in these start to breathe very fast，just because that goddamn sound，i almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.

All these tips are either “monke ” or “poo fling atacc” or something along the lines of that

It throw poop at me. I got some of its poop and ate it.

Leave mega Mek, return to monke

Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice

Monkey

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help