Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 6 · Answer 1 · 2022-11-21T09:18:08+00:00

Reject humanity

Return to monke

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2022-12-01T21:37:54+00:00

Get. This. Get it. Please, just GET THIS!

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-20T00:25:27+00:00

If you search up monke it will show up

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2022-11-11T03:54:55+00:00

My friend loves to kill these for no fu*king reason

score 177 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-18T06:27:29+00:00

He protecc

He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

score 16 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-21T08:34:29+00:00

He monke I was with my friend he tamed one then I hit him he fling diarrhea at me and I puked and died

score 48 · Answer 7 · 2021-12-04T16:59:04+00:00

Monke is cute

Monke is life

Monke is frend

score 16 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-13T04:09:17+00:00

It’s a monkey but he sounds like you’re dad when he gets scared and wakes up

score 73 · Answer 9 · 2021-03-05T03:03:20+00:00

Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder

This guy: hold my s**t

score 176 · Answer 10 · 2018-03-07T15:58:30+00:00

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

score 191 · Answer 11 · 2017-08-08T14:33:47+00:00

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-10T15:50:28+00:00

Type monkey in search bar and this will show up

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2022-07-14T12:39:57+00:00

The only difference between me and my monkey, is that monkey dosnt wear any pants

score 55 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-03T21:34:40+00:00

I tamed one left him in da redwoods came back a couple days later in game he was still alive next to a dead raptor I guess poop is a better weapon than swords

score 33 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-17T15:57:08+00:00

Reject humanity return to M O N K E

score 12 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-29T16:42:37+00:00

Most vicious animal recommend late tame. The first time I met one of these vicious animals I was riding my Rex that was level 150 he killed the both of us

score 57 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-01T17:35:44+00:00

If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

score 11 · Answer 18 · 2022-05-25T16:06:59+00:00

Me:oooooo monkey! I must tame it! 10 hours later: GET BACK HERE AND LET ME TAME YOU!!,!,, mom: honey, maybe you should get off that game! Me:no. Mom:alright 🙄 10 seconds later: yesssss I tamed it! *iPad dies * when I get back on I do not have the monk :(

1 lik = I rip monk

score 116 · Answer 19 · 2017-08-31T10:30:34+00:00

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

score 97 · Answer 20 · 2017-08-08T05:36:42+00:00

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help