Tame one, paint it white with Black patches, paint black rings on it’s tail, put a hat on it and name it king Julian, tame a browny coloured jerboa and name it
Mort, you have successfully re-made “all hail king Julian”

U P V O T E if you want a platform saddle for it

He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice





















Monkey

Spawned in level 50000 one once, my friend climbed a tree to escape.

It just sat at the bottom watching his every move until his picks broke..... fun times

Someone give this monkey his hands
Sanitizer

I use this monkey to kill diplodocus...👍🏻

Meso use poop seed, poop cannon, poop thrower, (z move) 1000 stink, thunder poo

These are photo's, and yes I watch Phlinger

1. Tame one high-leveled one.
2. Level it up with a lystrosaurus.
3. Get a sense of humor.
4. Mount it on your shoulder and target a triceratops whilst standing on a piece of rock.
5. Wait it out and laugh as the monkey throws poop at the Trike and inflicts poison effect and eventually the Trike dies.

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

Phlinger phoos old buddy. (Phlinger is underrated)

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

can throw shit at a Giga... lmao

So I was just standing around...a little monkey comes up to me. I got scared and hit it, and then it ran in the water. Realized it was monkey so I knocked it out...turns out it’s a passive tame... it died

Give it a real human name and call it your child,Give it a bedroom.

IT DESERVES IT

When it grows into megapithecus you're in trouble

Chalicotherium:I’m the only ranged attack dino on the island!
Mesopithecus:Hold my beer