"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

can throw shit at a Giga... lmao

Find someone's high level pet monkey and chuck a seagull at it

Their hands are small enough to clean inbetween my sweaty toes.

So I was just standing around...a little monkey comes up to me. I got scared and hit it, and then it ran in the water. Realized it was monkey so I knocked it out...turns out it’s a passive tame... it died

When it grows into megapithecus you're in trouble

Picker and a Flicker

It’s poop is human feces......

yeah....

Uhhhhhhh errrrrrr hmmmmmm it’s a monkey and it throws sh*t what has ark turned into like whaaaat k I know they had to make a monkey of cours WTF HAAAA

I don’t have a tip but I have a cheat code

¥Zpb6YgyNY1A¥

It is the same as my sister always throwing shit around

I was trying to tame it as a passive tame but it ran off a cliff

Raptors can’t actually open doors, but these guys can though! It just has to be from the inside!

I am going to throw poop at my enemies

Once there was a money his name be poop beard he sailed the ark seas on his raft the poop deck it is said no one can take him because of his power

Misopithecus:Oh,who dat?
Me:Hi Boots!
Misopithecus:🙄

Mesopithecus is my go-to poop dealer