Boots!Never mind

A HeLpFuL TiP ShOuLd HaVe A fEw MoRe WoRdS

Give it a real human name and call it your child,Give it a bedroom.

IT DESERVES IT

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

Chalicotherium:I’m the only ranged attack dino on the island!
Mesopithecus:Hold my beer

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

can throw shit at a Giga... lmao

Did you know? These little guys can poop and then throw it at the target, which will stun them for some time.

-Ark Player

So I was just standing around...a little monkey comes up to me. I got scared and hit it, and then it ran in the water. Realized it was monkey so I knocked it out...turns out it’s a passive tame... it died

When it grows into megapithecus you're in trouble

Find someone's high level pet monkey and chuck a seagull at it

Boots?Is that you?


A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E A F E W M O R E W O R D S

Their hands are small enough to clean inbetween my sweaty toes.

It is the same as my sister always throwing shit around

Makes the most funny sounds! I like when it eats, is startled, the sound Allosaurus makes, moschops when they rub there’re hand on grounds, and when a horsey dies!

Misopithecus:Oh,who dat?
Me:Hi Boots!
Misopithecus:🙄

It’s poop is human feces......

yeah....

I don’t have a tip but I have a cheat code

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Uhhhhhhh errrrrrr hmmmmmm it’s a monkey and it throws sh*t what has ark turned into like whaaaat k I know they had to make a monkey of cours WTF HAAAA