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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 110 · Answer 1 · 2017-08-08T14:33:47+00:00

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

score 72 · Answer 2 · 2018-03-07T15:58:30+00:00

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2019-10-19T19:05:45+00:00

Chalicotherium:I’m the only ranged attack dino on the island!
Mesopithecus:Hold my beer

score 73 · Answer 4 · 2017-08-31T10:30:34+00:00

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

score 73 · Answer 5 · 2017-08-08T05:36:42+00:00

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

score 54 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-30T11:27:17+00:00

can throw shit at a Giga... lmao

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-13T05:28:15+00:00

Did you know? These little guys can poop and then throw it at the target, which will stun them for some time.

-Ark Player

score 39 · Answer 8 · 2018-05-04T02:39:16+00:00

So I was just standing around...a little monkey comes up to me. I got scared and hit it, and then it ran in the water. Realized it was monkey so I knocked it out...turns out it’s a passive tame... it died

score 38 · Answer 9 · 2018-02-11T22:26:23+00:00

When it grows into megapithecus you're in trouble

score 46 · Answer 10 · 2017-06-21T18:03:58+00:00

Find someone's high level pet monkey and chuck a seagull at it

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-17T22:37:57+00:00

It is the same as my sister always throwing shit around

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-05T04:07:57+00:00

Makes the most funny sounds! I like when it eats, is startled, the sound Allosaurus makes, moschops when they rub there’re hand on grounds, and when a horsey dies!

score 34 · Answer 13 · 2017-10-21T00:19:14+00:00

Their hands are small enough to clean inbetween my sweaty toes.

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2019-09-05T22:19:17+00:00

Misopithecus:Oh,who dat?
Me:Hi Boots!
Misopithecus:🙄

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2019-07-02T22:21:59+00:00

I don’t have a tip but I have a cheat code

¥Zpb6YgyNY1A¥

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2019-05-24T02:07:59+00:00

Uhhhhhhh errrrrrr hmmmmmm it’s a monkey and it throws sh*t what has ark turned into like whaaaat k I know they had to make a monkey of cours WTF HAAAA

score 9 · Answer 17 · 2019-02-15T03:48:45+00:00

It’s poop is human feces......

yeah....

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-09T02:09:24+00:00

Boots?Is that you?

A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E A F E W M O R E W O R D S

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2019-06-08T13:50:06+00:00

I was trying to tame it as a passive tame but it ran off a cliff

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-24T22:02:42+00:00

Mesopithecus is my go-to poop dealer