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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-02-21T14:16:46+00:00

if you feed them 14 narco berries, they will pass out

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-04T20:00:25+00:00

Me in dungon 1 sec later oh no monkey jsjehshjaksjshjsks.

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-02-04T19:57:11+00:00

I was in a dungon with a shotgun and a sword when I see it le monke I died to the poop

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-20T23:06:57+00:00

ALL HAIL THE POOP CANNNON!!! KING OF POOP!!!

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-16T14:05:22+00:00

Tame all the way phoos! All the phoos! ALL THE PHOOS!

(Watch phlinger)

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-09-25T09:02:50+00:00

Ummm... this happened I saw a boy monkey and I really like it so I check Dododex and it say it love dodo kibble I have 1 and I feed him when I feed him they said I tame him and for some odd reason he died

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-23T06:18:20+00:00

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPR.I.P

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2023-03-28T07:26:04+00:00

I was breeding two high level mesos and when the baby was born it automatically followed me (like babies always do) and then when I disabled following, it walked around a bit (also what babies always do). But this guy was different. It went flipping miles! And I couldn’t stop it because it had such a small hit box so it was so difficult to aim at it and go into the behaviour menu. So it just kept going. For miles and miles and miles.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2022-12-01T21:37:54+00:00

Get. This. Get it. Please, just GET THIS!

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-18T00:16:45+00:00

Boots!Never mind

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score 1 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-05T04:07:57+00:00

Makes the most funny sounds! I like when it eats, is startled, the sound Allosaurus makes, moschops when they rub there’re hand on grounds, and when a horsey dies!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-08-08T23:00:14+00:00

Reject dodo return to monke

M O R E W O R D S

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2022-07-11T14:57:58+00:00

Timid monke

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2022-05-09T21:31:00+00:00

Honestly, he is monke. If u don’t like him u r a lost cause. Monke is best.

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2022-04-23T18:52:02+00:00

My monkey had a heart attack right after I tamed him

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2022-01-12T00:03:42+00:00

Just put the glasses skin on a helmet and put the hat on him and u have a good nerdy monke that killed a dilpsousaurs and Dennis for glasses

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-23T19:50:37+00:00

If ark makes a Mario and Luigi hat, I'm going to put a Mario hat on a mesopithicus and name him Mario and I'm going to put a Luigi hat on a dinopithicus and name him luigi

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-17T23:00:21+00:00

It’s monke not monkey stop asking Y and return to monke

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-05-31T17:31:18+00:00

Anyone else notice they drop HUMAN POOP while being tamed!?!?!

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2021-02-04T17:43:33+00:00

Step one have monke, step two give monke much food, step three make monke aggressive, finally step get on flying thin with monke now you have air support.