Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was breeding two high level mesos and when the baby was born it automatically followed me (like babies always do) and then when I disabled following, it walked around a bit (also what babies always do). But this guy was different. It went flipping miles! And I couldn’t stop it because it had such a small hit box so it was so difficult to aim at it and go into the behaviour menu. So it just kept going. For miles and miles and miles.
Yarg I’m a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person I’m talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate it’s nasty
Me: it was not me it’s my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey
Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him
Me:where free
Monkey:yep
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey 🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭