Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder


This guy: hold my s**t

Hehe. Funny monkey. He poop in his own hand. Hehe

I tamed one left him in da redwoods came back a couple days later in game he was still alive next to a dead raptor I guess poop is a better weapon than swords

He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

if you feed them 14 narco berries, they will pass out

one time，when i was in dungeon，many mesopithecus in there，and then one in these start to breathe very fast，just because that goddamn sound，i almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.

If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

We are not weak, we will break in your houses and raid your chests! We shall not be stuck in a bola! My grandpa will throw you! The monkeys are coming, without fear! The monkeys are coming, with footsteps you won’t even hear!
😈 🐒
Squirrely-

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

If you put it on aggressive and put it on your shoulder it is the funniest thing.

Me be like mmm monke whenever I see one

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice





















Monkey

Spawned in level 50000 one once, my friend climbed a tree to escape.

It just sat at the bottom watching his every move until his picks broke..... fun times

These are photo's, and yes I watch Phlinger

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

Someone give this monkey his hands
Sanitizer

1. Tame one high-leveled one.
2. Level it up with a lystrosaurus.
3. Get a sense of humor.
4. Mount it on your shoulder and target a triceratops whilst standing on a piece of rock.
5. Wait it out and laugh as the monkey throws poop at the Trike and inflicts poison effect and eventually the Trike dies.

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

Why does it drop human poop
I mean it’s so weird you’ll think ur in multiplayer