I once had one called scruffy, scruffy was a great pet, I put night_vision goggles on him and he looked so cute!!! Then one day I was just going around killing raptors and tickle chickens when I saw a Rex so as usual I got my shotgun and shot the Rex however I only had one shot and I thought i was done for but then Duh duh duh!!!! Scruffy started throwing crap at the Rex I then saw at the bottom of the screen your scruffy level 27 mesopitheicus killed a level 12 Rex 😆 🤣 😂 I then Renamed him scruffy the Rex slayer but sadly scruffy got cocky and thought he could kill all rexes may he forever rest in peace 1 👆=1 heart for scruffy -DARKSTAR

He protecc

He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

it attac

it protec

but mostly

it crap throw

Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder

This guy: hold my s**t

Monke is cute

Monke is life

Monke is frend

Reject humanity

Return to monke

I tamed one left him in da redwoods came back a couple days later in game he was still alive next to a dead raptor I guess poop is a better weapon than swords

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??

If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

Mmmmmmmm Monke

Fling pooo.........

Dilo in costume......

I am blinded humiliated and stink help

Bro I typed in monke and it showed this 😂

Once I was playing ark with a friend and he had one on his shoulder. A carno jumped out of nowhere and killed both of us, so we ran to get our loot and tames. When we came back we found a dead carno and the monkey just sitting there. THE MONKEY KILLED A CARNO

It throws poo and possibly rocks what’s next🤔?

Reject humanity return to M O N K E

He monke I was with my friend he tamed one then I hit him he fling diarrhea at me and I puked and died

It’s a monkey but he sounds like you’re dad when he gets scared and wakes up

This boi is better than chalico. He’s smoll and better. Bros crap smells better to-