one time，when i was in dungeon，many mesopithecus in there，and then one in these start to breathe very fast，just because that goddamn sound，i almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.
We are not weak, we will break in your houses and raid your chests! We shall not be stuck in a bola! My grandpa will throw you! The monkeys are coming, without fear! The monkeys are coming, with footsteps you won’t even hear!
One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??
1. Tame one high-leveled one.
2. Level it up with a lystrosaurus.
3. Get a sense of humor.
4. Mount it on your shoulder and target a triceratops whilst standing on a piece of rock.
5. Wait it out and laugh as the monkey throws poop at the Trike and inflicts poison effect and eventually the Trike dies.