These are photo's, and yes I watch Phlinger

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??