Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Fling pooo.........
Dilo in costume......
I am blinded humiliated and stink help
Dilo in costume......
I am blinded humiliated and stink help
More Mesopithecus Funny Tips
We are not weak, we will break in your houses and raid your chests! We shall not be stuck in a bola! My grandpa will throw you! The monkeys are coming, without fear! The monkeys are coming, with footsteps you wonโt even hear!
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Squirrely-
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Squirrely-
Me be like mmm monke whenever I see one
one time๏ผwhen i was in dungeon๏ผmany mesopithecus in there๏ผand then one in these start to breathe very fast๏ผjust because that goddamn sound๏ผi almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.
He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use
Poo fling attacc
He attacc but most importantly he use
Poo fling attacc
If you put it on aggressive and put it on your shoulder it is the funniest thing.
Yarg Iโm a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person Iโm talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate itโs nasty
Me: it was not me itโs my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey
Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him
Me:where free
Monkey:yep
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ
Me: it was not me itโs my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey
Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him
Me:where free
Monkey:yep
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ
If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you
i wonder if gigantopithecus is actually just a mesopithecus...
in a monke suit
yes, yes
in a monke suit
yes, yes
Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice
Monkey
Monkey
"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.