We are not weak, we will break in your houses and raid your chests! We shall not be stuck in a bola! My grandpa will throw you! The monkeys are coming, without fear! The monkeys are coming, with footsteps you won’t even hear!
😈 🐒
Squirrely-

Me be like mmm monke whenever I see one

one time，when i was in dungeon，many mesopithecus in there，and then one in these start to breathe very fast，just because that goddamn sound，i almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.

He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

If you put it on aggressive and put it on your shoulder it is the funniest thing.

Yarg I’m a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person I’m talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate it’s nasty
Me: it was not me it’s my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey


Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him


Me:where free
Monkey:yep
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey 🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭🤣😂😭

If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

i wonder if gigantopithecus is actually just a mesopithecus...


in a monke suit
yes, yes

Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice





















Monkey

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.