Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
One time I was fishing with my friends and my trusty monkey on my shoulder when out of nowhere a baryonyx came running up to me and killed me! Now, obviously I was worried about my monkey but I didn't have to be because he one-shot the level 57 baryonyx at level 30 and waited for me next to the corpse ??
More Mesopithecus Funny Tips
I once had one called scruffy, scruffy was a great pet, I put night_vision goggles on him and he looked so cute!!! Then one day I was just going around killing raptors and tickle chickens when I saw a Rex so as usual I got my shotgun and shot the Rex however I only had one shot and I thought i was done for but then Duh duh duh!!!! Scruffy started throwing crap at the Rex I then saw at the bottom of the screen your scruffy level 27 mesopitheicus killed a level 12 Rex π π€£ π I then Renamed him scruffy the Rex slayer but sadly scruffy got cocky and thought he could kill all rexes may he forever rest in peace 1 π=1 heart for scruffy -DARKSTAR
He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use
Poo fling attacc
MONKE
Reject humanity
Return to monke
His name was Daniel.
Raptor attack.
Daniel the second.
Drowning.
Darwin the third.
Accidental ballistic trauma.
Darwin the fourth.
Fell through the map.
Darwin the fifth.
Lost, yet never found.
Jack.
Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.
Don't name your monkey Darwin.
Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder
This guy: hold my s**t
Monke is cute
Monke is life
Monke is frend
M O N K E M A N
Needs more words
It throws poo and possibly rocks whatβs nextπ€?
"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.