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What are some funny jokes or stories about the mesopithecus? Funny mesopithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Fling pooo.........
Dilo in costume......
I am blinded humiliated and stink help
Dilo in costume......
I am blinded humiliated and stink help
I use this monkey to kill diplodocus...ππ»
can throw shit at a Giga... lmao
I set my monkey to aggressive and it attacked my friend. What I didnβt know was that my friend was on low helth so he died
Mmmmmmmmmmmm. Monkey.
So I was just standing around...a little monkey comes up to me. I got scared and hit it, and then it ran in the water. Realized it was monkey so I knocked it out...turns out itβs a passive tame... it died
Brass monkey that funky monkey brass monkey...
Tame one, paint it white with Black patches, paint black rings on itβs tail, put a hat on it and name it king Julian, tame a browny coloured jerboa and name it
Mort, you have successfully re-made βall hail king Julianβ
Mort, you have successfully re-made βall hail king Julianβ
When it grows into megapithecus you're in trouble
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This thing has small poo,
But never goes to the loo.
Violets are blue,
This thing has small poo,
But never goes to the loo.
Meso use poop seed, poop cannon, poop thrower, (z move) 1000 stink, thunder poo
Find someone's high level pet monkey and chuck a seagull at it
Lol lololollo cringe lol lolololololooll
Their hands are small enough to clean inbetween my sweaty toes.
I was in a coma because a titanboa bit me. This guy rekt him with only 5 poop hits. Best guy ever! His name is jack
Dodo.dex says it's an omnivore. Just like it said a tropeo was a picivore. This thing is stupid
Chalicotherium:Iβm the only ranged attack dino on the island!
Mesopithecus:Hold my beer
Mesopithecus:Hold my beer
WARNING: THIS THING WILL AND CAN BREAK TEK! It also does approx of 100-350 damage per hit, and 200 damage per range attack. The best way to trap it is by using behemoth doorways or chain bola. Once tamed, put it against a titanosaur. Meso will most likely win.
'Monk' -ey
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
WAIIIIIIIT he throws his sh*t?
??????????
WHAT KIND OF MONK ARE YOU????
Thx for reading ππ
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
WAIIIIIIIT he throws his sh*t?
??????????
WHAT KIND OF MONK ARE YOU????
Thx for reading ππ
Itβs poop is human feces......
yeah....
yeah....