Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder


This guy: hold my s**t

Hehe. Funny monkey. He poop in his own hand. Hehe

I tamed one left him in da redwoods came back a couple days later in game he was still alive next to a dead raptor I guess poop is a better weapon than swords

if you feed them 14 narco berries, they will pass out

one time，when i was in dungeon，many mesopithecus in there，and then one in these start to breathe very fast，just because that goddamn sound，i almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.

If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

We are not weak, we will break in your houses and raid your chests! We shall not be stuck in a bola! My grandpa will throw you! The monkeys are coming, without fear! The monkeys are coming, with footsteps you won’t even hear!
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Squirrely-

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

If you put it on aggressive and put it on your shoulder it is the funniest thing.