If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you

These guys literally look like they are going to poo on you

Mmmm. Monkey.





















































A H E L P F U L T I P S H O U L D I N C L U D E M O R E W O R D S

A word of caution to mobile players:
NEVER log out with a monkey on your shoulder, whilst facing your fire. Logging back in tends to throw your shoulder tame. I logged in and didn't realize that I had inadvertently thrown poor Binky into the fire.
R.I.P Binky! You cute little poo flinger!

Any advice on how to get the stench of burnt fur out of my hut?

Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice





















Monkey

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

Spawned in level 50000 one once, my friend climbed a tree to escape.

It just sat at the bottom watching his every move until his picks broke..... fun times

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This thing has small poo,
But never goes to the loo.