I once had one called scruffy, scruffy was a great pet, I put night_vision goggles on him and he looked so cute!!! Then one day I was just going around killing raptors and tickle chickens when I saw a Rex so as usual I got my shotgun and shot the Rex however I only had one shot and I thought i was done for but then Duh duh duh!!!! Scruffy started throwing crap at the Rex I then saw at the bottom of the screen your scruffy level 27 mesopitheicus killed a level 12 Rex 😆 🤣 😂 I then Renamed him scruffy the Rex slayer but sadly scruffy got cocky and thought he could kill all rexes may he forever rest in peace 1 👆=1 heart for scruffy -DARKSTAR

He protecc

He attacc but most importantly he use

Poo fling attacc

M o n k e🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒

Once I was playing ark with a friend and he had one on his shoulder. A carno jumped out of nowhere and killed both of us, so we ran to get our loot and tames. When we came back we found a dead carno and the monkey just sitting there. THE MONKEY KILLED A CARNO

His name was Daniel.

Raptor attack.

Daniel the second.

Drowning.

Darwin the third.

Accidental ballistic trauma.

Darwin the fourth.

Fell through the map.

Darwin the fifth.

Lost, yet never found.

Jack.

Tamed in 2016 and still have him alive as of march the 5th 2018.

Don't name your monkey Darwin.

Players: if only there was a turret you could hold on your shoulder

This guy: hold my s**t

Monke is cute

Monke is life

Monke is frend

"If you've got poo flick it now" - Madagascar the original.

Reject humanity

Return to monke

It throws poo and possibly rocks what’s next🤔?