Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

1. Tame one high-leveled one.
2. Level it up with a lystrosaurus.
3. Get a sense of humor.
4. Mount it on your shoulder and target a triceratops whilst standing on a piece of rock.
5. Wait it out and laugh as the monkey throws poop at the Trike and inflicts poison effect and eventually the Trike dies.
2. Level it up with a lystrosaurus.
3. Get a sense of humor.
4. Mount it on your shoulder and target a triceratops whilst standing on a piece of rock.
5. Wait it out and laugh as the monkey throws poop at the Trike and inflicts poison effect and eventually the Trike dies.
More Mesopithecus Funny Tips
ALL HAIL THE POOP CANNNON!!! KING OF POOP!!!
We are not weak, we will break in your houses and raid your chests! We shall not be stuck in a bola! My grandpa will throw you! The monkeys are coming, without fear! The monkeys are coming, with footsteps you wonโt even hear!
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Squirrely-
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Squirrely-
one time๏ผwhen i was in dungeon๏ผmany mesopithecus in there๏ผand then one in these start to breathe very fast๏ผjust because that goddamn sound๏ผi almost have a heart attack.because i thought that weird sound is come from me.weird.
Me:Die potato ๐ฅ
Monkey lvl1:newwww
Error noise
Monkey lvl1:newwww
Error noise
Me be like mmm monke whenever I see one
He protecc
He attacc but most importantly he use
Poo fling attacc
He attacc but most importantly he use
Poo fling attacc
If you put it on aggressive and put it on your shoulder it is the funniest thing.
If you kill one his big brother will come and slap you
Yarg Iโm a pirate and here be my pet monkey *monkey throws poop at the person Iโm talking to* other guy:hey why did you throw poop pirate itโs nasty
Me: it was not me itโs my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey
Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him
Me:where free
Monkey:yep
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ
Me: it was not me itโs my monkey he on aggressive sorry
Other guy: no excuses your under arrest and so is your monkey
Well after a long time in jail the monkey swipes a guards keys and frees me and him
Me:where free
Monkey:yep
Guard chokes on poop thrown by the monkey ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ๐คฃ๐๐ญ
Tame one and use 400 metal for a platform saddle nice
Monkey
Monkey