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Once I was on a beach with a Pulmonoscorpius, Baryonyx, microraptor and my own…

Megatherium
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Once I was on a beach with a Pulmonoscorpius, Baryonyx, microraptor and my own Megatherium and then a wild one comes out of nowhere and murders me, my tames and my sleeping tribe mate all because bugs annoy it

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Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

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This thing slaps harder than my dad.

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I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

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Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

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It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

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Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

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If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

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I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!

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If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.

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Ant eater + Sloth + Polar bear = The Majestic Megatherium

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