Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Playing Extinction map with friends. I DONE KNOW WHAT WE DID TO AGGRO IT but it muderized every tame we had that we couldn't rush into a barn first. RIP Big Daddy Trike, his 3 Trike harem, our dung beetle , and poo pig. It was like a tornado, we could only rush to prepare and hope to live
More Megatherium Funny Tips
Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
It looks disappointed in life with that stare
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!
If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.