I know that wild Dinos don’t attack this thing but I was jumped by FOUR, LEVEL 175 YUTI’S, I didn’t even know that was possible for that many, (and do the math for the Carno count) so do yuti’s don’t like me or does it not work for them?

I know that wild Dinos don’t attack this thing but I was jumped by FOUR, LEVEL 175 YUTI’S, I didn’t even know… | Megatherium Tips

2258 points 😂 Funny Jun 11, 2017 Report

Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

337 points 😂 Funny Mar 24, 2020 Report

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

454 points 😂 Funny Jun 16, 2017 Report

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

353 points 😂 Funny May 30, 2017 Report

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

278 points 😂 Funny Jun 20, 2017 Report

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

152 points 😂 Funny Apr 4, 2020 Report

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

137 points 😂 Funny Feb 3, 2020 Report

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

2 points 😂 Funny May 10, 2026 Report

It looks disappointed in life with that stare

124 points 😂 Funny Nov 14, 2019 Report

I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!

153 points 😂 Funny Oct 21, 2017 Report

If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.

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