Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Real men tame a 250 with fist and cooked meat
More Megatherium Funny Tips
Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
I know that wild Dinos donβt attack this thing but I was jumped by FOUR, LEVEL 175 YUTIβS, I didnβt even know that was possible for that many, (and do the math for the Carno count) so do yutiβs donβt like me or does it not work for them?
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
Megatherium: Finally! A worthy Opponent!
Rhyniognatha: *confused buzzing*
I watched one slap a damn rex once.
THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!
THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!