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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Megatherium
Well I named it drug sloth and well it seems to fit the name it killed my…

Megatherium
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Well I named it drug sloth and well it seems to fit the name it killed my iguanodon my trike my moschops and my carno well it was in its beast mode but it’s tamed and I’m going to start breeding for the broodmother

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Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

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This thing slaps harder than my dad.

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I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

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Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

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It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

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Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

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If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

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I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!

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If you would like to tame this follow these instructions. 1. Grab a fabricated pistol. 2.Put that weapon to your head. 3. Pull the trigger because this is basically Arks version of hulk.

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Ant eater + Sloth + Polar bear = The Majestic Megatherium

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