Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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This is your girlfriend when you don't feed her....
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This thing slaps harder than my dad.
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am
Who doesnβt want a freaking prehistoric sloth?!?!
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me
I found one when I started playing and I had no clue and at the same time bugs were chasing me
If you get in itβs way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
Got a GREEN 150 perfect tamed with high melee during the summer bash event. Named him Grinch. He's about as strong as Jim Careys acting.