This thing slaps harder than my dad.

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

Who doesn’t want a freaking prehistoric sloth?!?!

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me

I found one when I started playing and I had no clue and at the same time bugs were chasing me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

Got a GREEN 150 perfect tamed with high melee during the summer bash event. Named him Grinch. He's about as strong as Jim Careys acting.