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Megatherium
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The Megatherium family

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Momma Megatherium: Time for dinner!

Big brother Megatherium: *has door closed*

Little brother Megatherium: *opens Door* Br- *sees chitin* BIG BRO!! MOM SAID NO MORE METH!!!!

The big brother murdered the little brother, went downstairs, ate his dinner and hid his brother’s body

The end :)

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Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

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This thing slaps harder than my dad.

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I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

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Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

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It looks disappointed in life with that stare

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It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

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You can get the best deal for a good deal of the time with

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Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

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If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

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I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!

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