Finally, a kind of sloth so I can tame up the ice age characters, got Manny, got Diego, and now I have Sid

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

It looks disappointed in life with that stare

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

You can get the best deal for a good deal of the time with

I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!