Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me

Who doesn’t want a freaking prehistoric sloth?!?!

I found one when I started playing and I had no clue and at the same time bugs were chasing me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as