This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I wanted to kill an archaeopteryx so I hit it and it went in a tree, the archy laughed and taunted me so my megatherium simply demolished the tree, killing the archy.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

One fell into my redwood base which I put under a cliff IT WAS FOR TAMING SCORPIONS my entire base gone