They left without me. They do this every year. Why? Doesn’t anyone love me? Is there nobody who cares about Sid the Sloth?

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Me:just a normal day in ark. Meth sloth:housekeeping fluff pillow time for your death.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Tame one paint it red then name it elmo and then upgrade its damage and kill everyone on the surver

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

I watched one slap a damn rex once.

THE REX DIED ON IMPACT!

THE FORCE OF THE SLAP MOVED THE REX COMPLETELY OUT OF ITS WAY!