This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Tame the mega and a mammoth and saber

YOU HAVE THE ICEAGE!!!!!!!!

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

first of all WHY DOES THESE MEGATHERIAM EAT MEAT! it took me 2 long rag night to get this guy tamed up by berry. THE flip this guys face says I EAT BERRYS BUT INSTEAD HE LIKES MEAT MORE THAN BERRYS!!!!!!

Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying

Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero