Umm is this thing rare?

Bruh I needed to add more words XD

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying

Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property

Normal ppl:

Stop bugging me

Megatheriums:

Pls bug me

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero

It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am