Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property

This thing slaps harder than my dad.

Picture turns it into a gorilla horse.
Game turns it into an angry dad.
Tame turns it into catapult.

Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.

I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.

Normal ppl:
Stop bugging me
Megatheriums:
Pls bug me

This is my dad when I scream at 3 am

I found one when I started playing and I had no clue and at the same time bugs were chasing me

Who doesn’t want a freaking prehistoric sloth?!?!

If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero