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May 10, 2020
I decided to tame one and he made me his b***h...I am now stuck worshipping Sid the sloth..I do his bidding and he prefers more than 1 mate...
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3 weeks ago
Me: Killing bugs because they’re annoying
Megatherium: Hippity Hoppity your Chitin is my property
Mar 24, 2020
This thing slaps harder than my dad.
May 30, 2017
Sorry Mr. Anteater, but you can't have these ants. These are my only ants. They are my only friends.
Jun 16, 2017
I'm starting a protest. I think that all megatheriums should have a chair for when they sit down.
Apr 4, 2020
Stop bugging me
Pls bug me
Dec 30, 2020
This is my dad when I scream at 3 am
Jan 11, 2021
Who doesn’t want a freaking prehistoric sloth?!?!
Dec 29, 2020
I found one when I started playing and I had no clue and at the same time bugs were chasing me
Feb 3, 2020
If you get in it’s way, it will slap you all the way from the island to valguero
Jun 20, 2017
It's part of the sloth family he said... it'll be fine he said... I shot it... part of the sloth family my as
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