Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald:
How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:
Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower
Step 2: Profit
Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth