Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
Please do not mine the "rock"
You will die
You will die
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald:
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald:
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
He protecc
He attacc
And more important
He slepp
He attacc
And more important
He slepp
That mtf wake up
These thing are actually monsters that come out at night and murder you if you donβt go to sleep.
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Heck!?!? What's this fluff? Hmm...fluff ain't movin...what to do with fluff...oh poke fluff with pike!
RRUUUUUNNNN!!! FLUFF IS NOT HAPPY FLUFF DON'T TOUCH FLUFF!!!
RRUUUUUNNNN!!! FLUFF IS NOT HAPPY FLUFF DON'T TOUCH FLUFF!!!
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.