Me: seeking for a place to sleep *gos in cave* ahhh a bice fluffy place to lie down and sleep *lies down* ZZZZZZZZZZ * wakes up finding out sonethings is eating his toe* AAAHHHHH WTF GET UR LAZY ASS AAWAY FROM ME!!
Me: Hey sleepyHead how was your Mega: wakesUp me: AH Mega: TELLMEH WHACHA DID RIGHT NOW and you MAY LIVE! Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE Mega: ...what? Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND IT WAS! Mega: hits me with frying pan...End upvQte so ppl can see the best joke!!
Tales of 2 tribemates talking near an Irradiated Megalosaurus level 15 without pets:
Me: Maybe we should jump at bottom of the cliff ? He's approaching ! (In the back of my mate)
Him : What ?
Me : *Jump and run*
Megalosaurus : *Crunch my mate*
Him : HELP ME, HE'S EATING ME ! *Dead*
Me (In a safe spot) : Are you okay ?
Him : I had better days...
After this sequence, we learned 2 things :
1- Megalosaurus is very dangerous but must be powerful when tamed
2- You only can count on yourself :')
Once apon a time, a raptor with a big head went to the mall. He bought a chicken and magically turned them into chicken nuggets. They were magic and made his magiestic hairs turn into purple plum feathers.
If you encounter one with friends remember this.You don't have to run faster than the dino, you just have to run faster than your friends.If you encounter one alone, run around like a psycho and scream bloody murder.
I think it would be cool to have a boss a megalo with a humanoid body like a human meglao with a giant sword and manticore armour and about 4m tall with troodon human hybrid minions wearing ninja suits with giant shurikens updoot so the devs could see and name it the night king cuz devs like to copy from other sources