So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery

I was wandering in a cave in the daytime and I run over this rock and the rock moved I was so scared I literally fell out of my chair

How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:

Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower

Step 2: Profit

Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth

This dino is one big puppy! Grab a dino to bring home and slap some ^.^ on this guy's face while he holds it for you to tranq without trouble!

G O O D B O Y E !!

I accidentally tried to mine it 🙃 (I was level 27)

Okay so I got drunk, walked away from my PS4, my friend and his Argy got eaten by one of these. I come back, save his stuff and his saddle after my bird got eaten. We came back, tamed it only for it to run out of stamina on the way home and drowned.

He protecc

He attacc

And more important

He slepp

As a kid i was‘t afraid of the night…

…but now i am.

Heck!?!? What's this fluff? Hmm...fluff ain't movin...what to do with fluff...oh poke fluff with pike!

RRUUUUUNNNN!!! FLUFF IS NOT HAPPY FLUFF DON'T TOUCH FLUFF!!!

11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tired😫 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?

JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES MMMOOOMMM!

BEHOLD! THE FORBIDDEN CINNAMON ROLL!!! 🥐

Iz a sleepy boi. Yes he iz a sleepy boi

Me: cool a fuzzy rock

Megalosaurus: I sleep

Also me: hits with pick

Megalosaurus: R E A L S H I T ?

At one side of your base a alpha Rex is attacking your base and at the other end your megalosaurus is sleeping in the corner

THEY ARE AS CUTE AS KITTENS WHEN THEY ARE SLEEPING 😍😍😍😍

Daytime:aww it’s so cute. Nightime: welp me ded

Hello! I'm H-LNA, a factual personality designed to be your Guide. Just listen to me and you won't get yourself killed. Probably, I'm new at this too!

Oh and by the way, the dinos get uh... How do I say this. Quirky at night!

I have many megas

Me:Ahh my army is soo bootiful

Dad: Why so many-

Me:MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

Please do not mine the "rock"

You will die