ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

That mtf wake up

Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

My taming attempts

Attempt #1

Me: *enters middle chamber cave*

Me: *finds a megalosaurus*

Me: *knocks out megalosaurus*

Random Araneo: ALRIGHT CMERE

Random Onyc: DIEEE

Me: *kills araneo and onyc*

My Thirst Bar: Im boutta end this man’s whole career

Me: *dies from thirst*

Megalosaurus: *gets up*

Attempt #2

Me: *sees 4 sleeping megalosaurus’*

Me: *puts down 2 large bear traps*

Me: *shoots tranq darts at megalosaurus*

Megalosaurus: Alright Listen here you little sh-

Megalosaurus: *gets trapped in bear trap*

Megalosaurus: SH*T

Megalosaurus: *gets knocked out*

Night Approaches

Other Megalosaurus’: WASSUP

Me: *cowardly hiding*

Megalosaurus: *tames*

LESSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald: