ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

That mtf wake up

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

As a kid i was‘t afraid of the night…

…but now i am.

While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald: