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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 12 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-11T05:43:53+00:00

i thought it was a rock… yeah i kinda died

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2023-01-17T21:46:54+00:00

He attack

He Protck

But most importantly he nap

score 14 · Answer 3 · 2020-07-28T00:17:43+00:00

This is my dog 😑 bruh.

score 20 · Answer 4 · 2018-02-24T15:59:01+00:00

Oh, it’s cute when it’s asleep(in my opinion)... But when it wakes up at night it is terrifying..

score 15 · Answer 5 · 2020-01-20T20:12:14+00:00

When it's at day

Please

End

My

Depression

And

Suffering

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2024-01-30T16:17:49+00:00

Use a cave creature to ride clear the area you should use a arthro cause u can shoot off it tame it with prime meat and I personally like tranq darts

score 15 · Answer 7 · 2019-12-22T20:35:30+00:00

This thing killed my dinos

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2025-09-15T10:39:15+00:00

Yes YES I’m happy they can carry argentavis but dimorphodon? BRO WHY THEY CAN’T CARRY DIMORPHODON?!

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2023-08-04T05:39:19+00:00

If this fluffer looked like megalosaurus when he was first discovered, we’d have a lion croc aka kapro 2.0

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2023-03-06T02:25:16+00:00

This thing blends in with the rocks u can’t see it before it’s too late

score 11 · Answer 11 · 2021-06-12T17:40:22+00:00

Me:oh whats that rock?

Megalosaurus:zzzzzzzz

Me:*hits it*

Megalosaurus:WHO IM THW WORLD WOULD MESS UP MY GOOD OLE NAPPING TIME!?!

Me:…

Megalosaurus:CMERE BOI

Me:AHHHHHHHHHHH-

score 19 · Answer 12 · 2017-08-30T10:46:34+00:00

When it wakes up, goes to sleep or when your tribe mate is silly, stay away from it! Mine pushed me inside our fridge so I had to eat spoiled meat to get out.

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2025-08-16T22:38:21+00:00

Giant Fluffy Murder Boi?

10/10 for sure

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2025-03-08T18:27:28+00:00

my cat at nighit biteing my leg

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-25T01:47:03+00:00

WANRING!!!!⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ ALL NOOBS DOING THERE FIRST CAVE THERE NOT A RESOURCE THERE THE KEY TO HEAVEN THERE SLEEPY BOIS WHEN THEY WAKE UP THEY ANGY!!!!

DONT HIT WITH A PICKAXE⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-17T02:01:58+00:00

My first encounter with one of these “rocks” scared the crap out of me. ( I was level 65).

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2024-08-21T02:51:52+00:00

BEHOLD! THE FORBIDDEN CINNAMON ROLL!!! 🥐

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-19T01:48:02+00:00

My first time seeing a megalosaurus: aww it’s adorable can we tame it? We tame it and see it has to sleep a lot: I DONT WANT IT: Me: I WANT TO WATCH IT SLEEP AND EAT AND WAKE UP ITS SO CUTE

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2021-09-04T19:07:29+00:00

Me: OMG ITS. SO. FRIKIN.CUTE! SECONT TO OTTER!!

Megalosaurus: le snooze*

Me: I WANT IT I WNAT IT I WANT IT!!!!!

Megalosaurus: grrr, LEME sleep-

Me:oh ok fluff ball.

Megalosaurus: le snooze*

Me: le shoots in head with shocking trank*

Megalosaurus: WHAT THE FRICK RAAAAA- *le snooze*

Me: shoves meatninto it’s butthole*

Also me: hehe floof ball is mine now :3

And that’s how I got my little floof ball… well, she isn’t so little-

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2025-01-21T18:26:40+00:00

Ark is fun,not for none,go in a cave at night,the one is you to die