Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
This is not really funny but….
Today I was on my level 236 Rex on was walking through the forest I look down see this weird looking think my brother just says “it’s just a leaf”I’m like ima take no chances pull out my spyglass look down and it says Megalosaurus level 145.I’m like going to dododex very fast look how many darts I need it’s like around 30,that’s what it says for me.Then I had to leave my house so tomorrow ima gonna shove some darts up it’s butt and hopes it doesn’t turn night when I’m taming it.Then I’m just dead at that point😅🫤
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald: