These thing are actually monsters that come out at night and murder you if you don’t go to sleep.
I iust noticed.... They kind of look like Super sized Troodons.
Glowing eyes at night.
Problematic at night.
Me: OMG ITS. SO. FRIKIN.CUTE! SECONT TO OTTER!!
Megalosaurus: le snooze*
Me: I WANT IT I WNAT IT I WANT IT!!!!!
Megalosaurus: grrr, LEME sleep-
Me:oh ok fluff ball.
Me: le shoots in head with shocking trank*
Megalosaurus: WHAT THE FRICK RAAAAA- *le snooze*
Me: shoves meatninto it’s butthole*
Also me: hehe floof ball is mine now :3
And that’s how I got my little floof ball… well, she isn’t so little-
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: let’s hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
That mtf wake up
Wait, why isn’t this rock giving me sto- AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me: cool a fuzzy rock
Megalosaurus: I sleep
Also me: hits with pick
Megalosaurus: R E A L S H I T ?
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night