Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Me: OMG ITS. SO. FRIKIN.CUTE! SECONT TO OTTER!!
Megalosaurus: le snooze*
Me: I WANT IT I WNAT IT I WANT IT!!!!!
Megalosaurus: grrr, LEME sleep-
Me:oh ok fluff ball.
Megalosaurus: le snooze*
Me: le shoots in head with shocking trank*
Megalosaurus: WHAT THE FRICK RAAAAA- *le snooze*
Me: shoves meatninto it’s butthole*
Also me: hehe floof ball is mine now :3
And that’s how I got my little floof ball… well, she isn’t so little-
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald: