Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

When it wakes up, goes to sleep or when your tribe mate is silly, stay away from it! Mine pushed me inside our fridge so I had to eat spoiled meat to get out.
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letβs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me listening to my brother tell me the basic rules of ark: rule number 5 never travel at night, me: but with the Megalosaurus you can only travel at night.
My brother: now listen here you little shi-
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Me minding my own business 72 megalosaurus appear me run also me runs into Rex
If T Rex and yutyrano had a baby
That mtf wake up
How to turn your Megalosaurus into a fire breathing dragon:
Step 1: Pick up a tribemate who's holding a flamethrower
Step 2: Profit
Also you can stack five people on one Megalosaurus if you have them mount, dismount and then lay down on its back. You can run around with up to five people stacked on top of it, along with one person as the rider and someone in its mouth
Mike: Jerald Just donβt.
Jerald: But... itβs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itβs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatβs it you little sh-
Jerald:
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.