O shit its not stone:(...............

My taming attempts

Attempt #1

Me: *enters middle chamber cave*

Me: *finds a megalosaurus*

Me: *knocks out megalosaurus*

Random Araneo: ALRIGHT CMERE

Random Onyc: DIEEE

Me: *kills araneo and onyc*

My Thirst Bar: Im boutta end this man’s whole career

Me: *dies from thirst*

Megalosaurus: *gets up*

Attempt #2

Me: *sees 4 sleeping megalosaurus’*

Me: *puts down 2 large bear traps*

Me: *shoots tranq darts at megalosaurus*

Megalosaurus: Alright Listen here you little sh-

Megalosaurus: *gets trapped in bear trap*

Megalosaurus: SH*T

Megalosaurus: *gets knocked out*

Night Approaches

Other Megalosaurus’: WASSUP

Me: *cowardly hiding*

Megalosaurus: *tames*

LESSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO

Looks like at night time its a mega pain in the butt

No? Im not funny? Ok ill leave now

We have all never related 2 a dinosaur this much, admit it. Its true 😂

In order to tame you need to power of love, just snuggle it, get right next to it’s huge claws...

If you encounter one with friends remember this.You don't have to run faster than the dino, you just have to run faster than your friends.If you encounter one alone, run around like a psycho and scream bloody murder.

My lvl 277 megla is a real god cave runner if yes up or no down

The Big Troodon shows no mercy at night

BRO WHEN I FIND THIA DINO FIRST TIME I THOUGHT IT WAS A YUTYRANNUS HAHAAHHAHAHA

Me: NO DON'T HIT IT

My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks

Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!

Him: *hit him with a pickaxe*

Megalosaurus: What in...*fall asleep again

Him: Funny! I will do it again!

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!

Him: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!

Me: *bola him and run away*

While it may seem cute while it's sleeping don't wake it up or it will use you and your mount as a chew toy

Me: Hey sleepyHead how was your Mega: wakesUp me: AH Mega: TELLMEH WHACHA DID RIGHT NOW and you MAY LIVE! Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE Mega: ...what? Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND IT WAS! Mega: hits me with frying pan...End upvQte so ppl can see the best joke!!

Hes a brutal cute and fluffy sleepy boi

Wait, why isn’t this rock giving me sto- AHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

When I first saw a sleeping one I thought it was either a nest or a sick dino and went to it, It wasn't either.

Real men nap with him

I was searching for the best dinos I could tame at my level I was looking for a dodo and I jumped on this rock turned out it wasn't a rock it was death

Yes YES I’m happy they can carry argentavis but dimorphodon? BRO WHY THEY CAN’T CARRY DIMORPHODON?!

When your inner demon activates at midnight

He attack

He Protck

But most importantly he nap