Up if sleeping Megalosaurus should be pettable.

It’s the best tame. Coz it sleeps during the day, and you sleep during the night. So neither of you do anything! 😂

As a kid i was‘t afraid of the night…

…but now i am.

If not friend, why friend shaped?

THEY ARE AS CUTE AS KITTENS WHEN THEY ARE SLEEPING 😍😍😍😍

Why do I have the strange urge to pet it even tho I know it's gonna kill me?

dear god I love em

When it’s asleep depressed when it’s awake bloodthirsty

Everybody: Play “wake me up inside” at sunset!

Me: Twinkle twinkle littles star- I’m not tasty-

Megalosaurus: -Yes you are

I see you when you are sleeping but not when your awake! So let me kill you for goodness sake!

I got scared by a snoozing megalosaur thinking it was a rock. Scared me so bad i yeeted the controller across the room!😂

Human: *wakes it up*

Mega: so you choose…

death.

At nighttime ark decides to throw away vision and this things eyes glow so if you think you see 2 shooting stars coming closer don’t run home it’ll follow you and use it’s grab ability to get you out it can grab through walls apparently it’s stronger than a Rex at night acording to Dododex so hopefully you have a house made out of stone or stronger or

else you lost it all

Dont ask how I know

You should be able to pet this!

Hello! I am L-ILA, your personal assistant! I help you with all of the assignments you need to do in ark. Whenever you need help taming, killing, breeding, utility, or just plain funniness or my favorite story’s I’ve found, I am the perfect person for you! My nickname is YourLocalArkNerd

Now let’s see here..

These sleepy little beasts may look cute- well, they are cute…

But they live to be pocked with spears!

Trust me, grab your spear and poke it!

They won’t want up, and while you’re at ur pet it’s fluffy skin.

You’ll be okay, trust me ;)

11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tired😫 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?

So cute when they are sleeping...

I iust noticed.... They kind of look like Super sized Troodons.

Glowing eyes at night.

Fur/feathers.

Problematic at night.

Hello! I'm H-LNA, a factual personality designed to be your Guide. Just listen to me and you won't get yourself killed. Probably, I'm new at this too!

Oh and by the way, the dinos get uh... How do I say this. Quirky at night!

The island: kips back with a “do not disturb” sign next to it, DO THEY READ IT.

Aberration: imagine a Carno mixed with à ravager on steroids, still holding the sign because why not.

New to Crystal btw. Saw what I assumed was obsidian. Thankfully I was on a wyvern so I didn't touch the ground. But holy f. The dinos on the ground here are hard as hell to see! Earlier going for a fire wyvern, a basilisk rocked my sh*t lol