THEY ARE AS CUTE AS KITTENS WHEN THEY ARE SLEEPING 😍😍😍😍

What this creature says in his mind is: DARKNESS IS MY FRIEND.

Up if sleeping Megalosaurus should be pettable.

11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tired😫 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?

Megalo vs. Giga anyone? No? No one? Just me then?

One night there was a survivor who went on a journey with his pets, a trike, tek parasaur, and carbonemys. All pretty high level. Then a monster lurking in the shadows was about to change their life forever. A Megalosaurus was carnivorous and nocturnal, meaning they only came out looking for prey at night. It attacked the tek parasaur first. It killed it and killed the trike next. The last two standing were the carbo and the survivor. The carbo went charging in with determination, but it wasn't enough. The survivors last creature collapsed and all that was left of the squad was the weak survivor. He went fighting anyway and was killed shortly after.

Lesson learned: Don't bring all of your creatures out at night.

8 hours to tame max level. *proceeds to use it* I spent 8 hours taming you and all you do is sleep all day. Basically a cat

Ark is fun,not for none,go in a cave at night,the one is you to die

Hello! I'm H-LNA, a factual personality designed to be your Guide. Just listen to me and you won't get yourself killed. Probably, I'm new at this too!

Oh and by the way, the dinos get uh... How do I say this. Quirky at night!

It’s the best tame. Coz it sleeps during the day, and you sleep during the night. So neither of you do anything! 😂

I got scared by a snoozing megalosaur thinking it was a rock. Scared me so bad i yeeted the controller across the room!😂

When it’s asleep depressed when it’s awake bloodthirsty

Human: *wakes it up*

Mega: so you choose…

death.

At nighttime ark decides to throw away vision and this things eyes glow so if you think you see 2 shooting stars coming closer don’t run home it’ll follow you and use it’s grab ability to get you out it can grab through walls apparently it’s stronger than a Rex at night acording to Dododex so hopefully you have a house made out of stone or stronger or

else you lost it all

Dont ask how I know

You should be able to pet this!

My taming attempts

Attempt #1

Me: *enters middle chamber cave*

Me: *finds a megalosaurus*

Me: *knocks out megalosaurus*

Random Araneo: ALRIGHT CMERE

Random Onyc: DIEEE

Me: *kills araneo and onyc*

My Thirst Bar: Im boutta end this man’s whole career

Me: *dies from thirst*

Megalosaurus: *gets up*

Attempt #2

Me: *sees 4 sleeping megalosaurus’*

Me: *puts down 2 large bear traps*

Me: *shoots tranq darts at megalosaurus*

Megalosaurus: Alright Listen here you little sh-

Megalosaurus: *gets trapped in bear trap*

Megalosaurus: SH*T

Megalosaurus: *gets knocked out*

Night Approaches

Other Megalosaurus’: WASSUP

Me: *cowardly hiding*

Megalosaurus: *tames*

LESSSSSS GOOOOOOOOO

Everybody: Play “wake me up inside” at sunset!

Me: Twinkle twinkle littles star- I’m not tasty-

Megalosaurus: -Yes you are

I see you when you are sleeping but not when your awake! So let me kill you for goodness sake!

Me: NO DON'T HIT IT

My friend: But is a fluffy rock. I'm going to have some pelt-rocks

Me: DON'T DO IT! YOU WILL KILL BOTH OF US!

Him: *hit him with a pickaxe*

Megalosaurus: What in...*fall asleep again

Him: Funny! I will do it again!

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU JERK! I'M GONNA ERASE YOU FROM EXISTENCE!!!!

Him: OH SHIT, HELP ME!!

Me: *bola him and run away*

New to Crystal btw. Saw what I assumed was obsidian. Thankfully I was on a wyvern so I didn't touch the ground. But holy f. The dinos on the ground here are hard as hell to see! Earlier going for a fire wyvern, a basilisk rocked my sh*t lol