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Me: Hey sleepyHead how was your Mega: wakesUp me: AH Mega: TELLMEH WHACHA DID…

Megalosaurus
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Me: Hey sleepyHead how was your Mega: wakesUp me: AH Mega: TELLMEH WHACHA DID RIGHT NOW and you MAY LIVE! Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE Mega: ...what? Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND IT WAS! Mega: hits me with frying pan...End upvQte so ppl can see the best joke!!

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ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

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That mtf wake up

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Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

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Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

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Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

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While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

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Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

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If you encounter this ...... don't run you can't..... just enjoy you quick , painful death :)

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