Me: Hey sleepyHead how was your Mega: wakesUp me: AH Mega: TELLMEH WHACHA DID RIGHT NOW and you MAY LIVE! Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE Mega: ...what? Me: I DREW WHISKERS ON YOUR FACE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY AND IT WAS! Mega: hits me with frying pan...End upvQte so ppl can see the best joke!!
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
So yea I was in the cliffs enjoying the peaceful views and watching my ankly to be tame. The night settled in so as standard standing torch was at the ready. All of a sudden I hear my argentavis screeching turns round to see this son of a bitch holding the bird in its mouth and shaking me to my core. As always I tried to remain calm when ark is just arking with you. Equipped my sword light disappears and I'm frantically slashing and hacking one of these buggers. Eventually the beast drops my bird has a slither of health and a sabertooth bitch slaps my argy. R.I.P sir flattery