Please do not mine the "rock"

You will die

First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald:

That mtf wake up

He protecc
He attacc
And more important
He slepp

At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.

These thing are actually monsters that come out at night and murder you if you don’t go to sleep.

Heck!?!? What's this fluff? Hmm...fluff ain't movin...what to do with fluff...oh poke fluff with pike!

RRUUUUUNNNN!!! FLUFF IS NOT HAPPY FLUFF DON'T TOUCH FLUFF!!!

Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.