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Megalosaurus
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Hello! I am L-ILA, your personal assistant! I help you with all of the assignments you need to do in ark. Whenever you need help taming, killing, breeding, utility, or just plain funniness or my favorite story’s I’ve found, I am the perfect person for you! My nickname is YourLocalArkNerd

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These sleepy little beasts may look cute- well, they are cute…

But they live to be pocked with spears!

Trust me, grab your spear and poke it!

They won’t want up, and while you’re at ur pet it’s fluffy skin.

You’ll be okay, trust me ;)

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ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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I want this floof so bad but I can't find them not even in central cave where they commonly spawn 😭

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First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

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That mtf wake up

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Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

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Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

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Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

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While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

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Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

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