Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
At nighttime ark decides to throw away vision and this things eyes glow so if you think you see 2 shooting stars coming closer donโt run home itโll follow you and use itโs grab ability to get you out it can grab through walls apparently itโs stronger than a Rex at night acording to Dododex so hopefully you have a house made out of stone or stronger or
else you lost it all
Dont ask how I know
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: letโs hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
As a kid i wasโt afraid of the nightโฆ
โฆbut now i am.
Mike: Jerald Just donโt.
Jerald: But... itโs so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, itโs not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: Thatโs it you little sh-
Jerald: