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Megalosaurus
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At nighttime ark decides to throw away vision and this things eyes glow so if you think you see 2 shooting stars coming closer don’t run home it’ll follow you and use it’s grab ability to get you out it can grab through walls apparently it’s stronger than a Rex at night acording to Dododex so hopefully you have a house made out of stone or stronger or

else you lost it all

Dont ask how I know

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ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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I want this floof so bad but I can't find them not even in central cave where they commonly spawn 😭

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First time seeing one ever:

Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!

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That mtf wake up

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Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night

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Me:OOOO fluffy rock.

Me:( hits with pickaxe )

Megalosaurus:????

Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )

Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )

Me: let’s hit it again

Me:( hit him again )

Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-

Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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At day they are fluffy bois...

at night they are bringers of death...

And once you tame them...

They become a cat.

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Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.

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While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D

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Mike: Jerald Just don’t.

Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.

Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.

Jerald: ......

Mike: Jerald no!!

Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.

Megalosaurus: (Gets up)

Mike: (is a mile away)

Jerald: .....

The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.

Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!

Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-

Jerald:

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