The island: kips back with a “do not disturb” sign next to it, DO THEY READ IT.
Aberration: imagine a Carno mixed with à ravager on steroids, still holding the sign because why not.
ITS SO FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
11:99 pm megalosaurus: I'm so tired😫 1:00 am megalosaurus: anyone want smoke!?
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
Top 5 scary things.
1. Bugs
2.Reptiles (except turtles 🐢)
3. Sharks
4. the dark... speaking of which.
5 ...
This things eyes staring at you in the night with fangs ready to strike.
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus:????
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: let’s hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
Me:AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
