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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I use. God Consol to make a mines level 65 minus female and I was playing on single player and I’ve been Lied a few to figure out how to tame them and how to find them and I made a poke I’m’s I’m single and cats some more catch I don’t care I’m just gonna make everything funny here I named it megalzila
Most accurate theropod—by acting like me.
First of all, these things sleep all day and stay up all night.
Second of all, they get really furious when they’re forcefully/accidentally woken up. They’re more powerful at night..
They sound manly even if they’re female, (AHEMM—). Also, like demons; don’t forget the snarls and horrifying bite sound effect.
[SIDE NOTE]
>I do not sleep cutely but these things are ADORABLE when they do.<