The escanor of ark survival evolved
First time seeing one ever:
Aww it's so cute and fluffy, it's just sleeping... Oh wait, what's it doing. It's waking up? Uhh, why are it's eyes-. OH MY GOD, HELP, THIS THING IS NOT CUTE, ITS A BLOODTHIRSTY KILLER DEAR GOD!!!
That mtf wake up
Me:OOOO fluffy rock.
Me:( hits with pickaxe )
Megalosaurus: ( looks at me with a deadly look )
Megalosaurus: ( goes back to sleep )
Me: let’s hit it again
Me:( hit him again )
Megalosaurus: ALRIGHT YOU ARE GOING DOWN YOU LITTLE SHI-
At day they are fluffy bois...
at night they are bringers of death...
And once you tame them...
They become a cat.
Basically me on a school day. Tired and constantly wanting to sleep in the day, totally awake at night
Whoever tames one of these with punching,and cooked fish meat, is a real man.
I never met one of these until today I went to run the clever on mobile and found on and I froze I turned around and went right back out on my wolf. I had no idea what I should do tame or kill it. Like if this happened to you before
While it's asleep, draw a mustache on its face and run for life :D
Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
But most importantly…