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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-14T20:51:49+00:00

Me: meglasour run meglasaurs mind meglasuor:begins to run “morning hits” me oh sh!t meglasour kicks me off saddle meglasour “time to take a nap” tribe kills everything

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2023-05-11T17:48:32+00:00

Got monsters under your bed kids?

Tame yourself a megalosaurus today,

And serve those monsters a taste of their own medicine

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-30T05:31:47+00:00

I feel like these guys give off undercover military vibes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2023-03-05T19:07:59+00:00

Sleepysaurus rex in the day they are probably as slow and as weak as real life me on every single monday morning of my life

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2023-02-24T21:46:45+00:00

He Attac

He Protec

But Most Importantly, He Slep

Or

She Attac

She Protec

But Most Importantly She Nap

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-11T18:20:38+00:00

I hope there is a way to ride it and sleep on q but stay riding it, cuz dat would be so fun especially for roll play

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-11T18:13:39+00:00

I’ve been all over ragnorock lookin for dez guys, I have only ever found the ice cave, no other caves, but get this,...

I

Still

Have

Never

Seen

One

Outside

Of

Abberation

Lol

Valt Boy 136 Xbox

Wolfa191 Geometry Dash

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2019-09-15T20:23:27+00:00

Say I’m wereid but if it drops you let it go should start up in the background

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2023-01-05T20:55:16+00:00

My Mover every day when she doesn’t like work

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2023-01-05T13:19:17+00:00

There a giant chicken at day to lazy to move but at night there all I’m buff and scary but he’s actually afraid of dodos.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2022-11-28T12:37:52+00:00

Dwayne Johnson’s opposite?

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-27T15:12:51+00:00

This Dino is confused and conflicted

At night it is a bloodthirsty and merciless killer

And in the day it is basically a fluffy toy

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2019-06-25T01:16:15+00:00

If u ll tame one, u ll wake up to spleep it

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2019-06-21T19:27:45+00:00

I swear if I see it’s glowing eyes at night I’m so dead

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2019-02-26T17:19:00+00:00

I was in a cave on mobile with flak armor and I saw one and I was like "KILL IT NOW!!!" It was sleeping and I killed it but died to ants snakes and arthopluras.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2019-02-02T23:31:09+00:00

Well, here’s a story, tamed my first equus the other day and was buzzing love the horsey, was a good level then I tempted a drop near a pack of allo’s lost that equus, then I get another and meet on the these bad boys got curious and he messed up my horse in seconds, I can’t keep a damn horse alive!

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2019-01-31T21:00:16+00:00

I went into the middle cave and knocked one of these jerks out and tried to leave the cave. He fell asleep right outside the door and my game glitched out. I got back in and she wasn’t tamed and not knocked out. RIP

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2019-01-22T01:17:45+00:00

aww he’s so cute when he’s slee- is he getting up? OH GOD THE PAIN ITS UNBEARABLE

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2018-10-05T20:31:29+00:00

A sleepy little boy scarier than the tickle chicken

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-28T23:48:08+00:00

Don’t even look for them at night they will kill you. Fr tho their eyes turn red and they go killer mode on anything!!