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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I just spawned, going about my business as usual, levelling up on my new server I’m on and then.... I see this weird, furry overgrown raptor looking thing on the ground and I’m kinda like, wait, what the hell is that? I go closer to take a look and it freaking one taps me. BE WARNED. I come back 2 weeks later I’m full flak armour shot gun at the ready... giant see it... hear this thudding sound behind me and I turn around as fast as I can and then... I’m dead. IT ONE TAPPED ME AGAIN. Be wary of the sleeping things guys...
Well, here’s a story, tamed my first equus the other day and was buzzing love the horsey, was a good level then I tempted a drop near a pack of allo’s lost that equus, then I get another and meet on the these bad boys got curious and he messed up my horse in seconds, I can’t keep a damn horse alive!