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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megalosaurus? Funny megalosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-05T20:56:43+00:00

My megalo (FluffCarryStuff) woke me up at night. He said look at this. He brought me outside. It was very dark.

His eyes paralyzed me

I serve FluffCarryStuff now

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-05T20:43:30+00:00

At day: *snore fluffy boi snore sounds*

At night: *kills everything in path*

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-11T07:56:08+00:00

Basically me all the time, except I’m just bored & miserable (don’t ask,) all day then doin a muncha stuffs at night all night

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2019-07-13T05:06:54+00:00

Me: ooo a furry rex??

Dino wakes up*

Me: time to....... GTFO JUST RUN.....

But its to late

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2019-04-14T19:14:05+00:00

Walking in cave on Mount oh that looks like a rock rises up as you stand on it with Mount. Last words you ever say: oh come on

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2018-12-11T04:40:43+00:00

I have mistaken one in the dark for carno. Oh well, I thought, another dino in my collection.

Now I have an army of dinos that include two yutyrannuses, three wyverns, two ovi, a lystro, a dodo, a rex and a dilo with argy. About to have a car- Megalosaurus. I'm yet to reach my home, nor have I ran out of tranq arrows. What's next, a giga mistaken for rex?

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2018-11-24T21:14:50+00:00

I was walking on ragnorak i was close to spawn and then i see a big furry thing that looks like a dog and then i see it wake up shit thtas not a doge

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2018-10-13T01:28:19+00:00

These wild guys will help you get skins 0.0

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2018-06-22T15:10:30+00:00

He is not mega he sornooooooooooooo😪😪😪

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2018-05-06T00:00:42+00:00

Might as well become a mega-lo-sore-ass once your flyer gets caught in em.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2018-03-27T20:23:09+00:00

I was walking around biking bay and I see a rock with two pancakes on it I go to it it was still asleep cause daytime I looked at it as soon as I saw mega I ran like there was no tomorrow they were both females and I tamed one the other one is still on that rock to this day

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2024-03-09T21:08:02+00:00

If I knew how to mod I would make coffee a thing it’s use would be drain torpor and hydrate or remove 10 sleep dept of a megalo

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2023-11-01T21:37:57+00:00

Shrek

WHY DO I NEED TO SAY THAT-

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-14T18:15:50+00:00

CUTE AS KITTENS WHEN SLEEPING😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-04T07:28:15+00:00

Me in the morning be like.

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2022-12-25T22:53:21+00:00

Here is scary name for megalosaurus, its so scary you will poop in your underwear. The name is "Pooffy".

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2022-12-23T18:52:49+00:00

They frikin pick you up on fjodr they NEVER SPAWN

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2022-12-05T04:34:18+00:00

Imagine feeding these stimberries during the day lol

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2022-09-26T01:45:19+00:00

school bois be like in day time: night school bois be like: blood thirsty

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2022-07-15T09:27:38+00:00

It’s a cat reincarnated.