Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Most accurate theropod—by acting like me. First of all, these things…
Most accurate theropod—by acting like me.
First of all, these things sleep all day and stay up all night.
Second of all, they get really furious when they’re forcefully/accidentally woken up. They’re more powerful at night..
They sound manly even if they’re female, (AHEMM—). Also, like demons; don’t forget the snarls and horrifying bite sound effect.
[SIDE NOTE]
>I do not sleep cutely but these things are ADORABLE when they do.<
More Megalosaurus Funny Tips
Mike: Jerald Just don’t.
Jerald: But... it’s so squishy.
Mike: Jerald... put the spear down, it’s not worth it.
Jerald: ......
Mike: Jerald no!!
Mike: HaHa, spear go poke.
Megalosaurus: (Gets up)
Mike: (is a mile away)
Jerald: .....
The Megalosaurus: (Looks him dead in the eye) Then goes back to sleep.
Jerald: OoOh fun I poke again!
Megalosaurus: That’s it you little sh-
Jerald: