Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me when I was noob: *goes in water*
Those beaches literally 100000km away: ima end this manβs whole career *I LIKE YEA CUT-*
π You weβre killed by Megalodon-Lvl 147
Me now: *places gates*
The megs: πππ
More Megalodon Funny Tips
They are friendly. I'm sure he just wants a hug.
"Well well, look who tamed their first dolphin...."
You:*puts 1 toe into the water*
Every meg in a 1000km radius:πππ
Me:puts toe in water
Meg from literally halfway acπππ
Me wandering my own businessβ¦
Alpha Meg just washes up on shore, suffocates and dies down ichthyosaurs n front of me
Me now with 100 prime fish meatπ
Charles fell into the ocean, Charles died in the sea, Charles got eaten by the shark, canβt eat the shark!
Does anyone else think when a meg is chasing you, the jaws music should play instead of the ARK theme?
"Lets go swimming with those dolphins out there!" Said no one (living) ever
I was swimming in the water and suddenly OH SH*T LIKE 4 MEGS OUT OF NOWHERE thank god for the fact they were disemboweling a Poor Itchy 1 equals one vote of the brave Itchy who saved my life
Freind: oh look! A dolphin
Me: *sigh
*Freind was killed by 'dolphin' π€£π€£ππ